Proposition 19 shot down!

Yes it's true. Californians have spoken, and contrary to popular belief, it turns out that "everybody" does not smoke pot. Hippies and janitors everywhere are crying. All the bowls that were pre-packed for the victory parties got smoked anyway, but not in celebratory fashion.

But anyway now I am keen on this idea of voting for "stuff," as opposed to men (and ladies) in suits that shout and want to have each other jailed. Those elections are BORING. Voting on things we might be allowed to do is much more interesting.

Some ideas for next time:

1) Being loud at the library

What's the big deal? I know that people like to read in quiet, but guess what? The library lets you TAKE THE BOOKS HOME. For FREE. If you spend more than 20 minutes in a library you are an idiot. Unless you work there or are a lady in a long skirt playing songs for children. There's no reason you shouldn't be able to yell "YO, WHASSUP DUDE!" if you see a friend on the complete other side of a huge library room. There's no reason you shouldn't be able to sneak up on a friend and close a book really loudly behind his head.

2) Keeping score in little league

When did THIS bullshit start? If you haven't heard, when little kids play baseball (and soccer and other sports) now, they don't keep score! Every game is ruled a tie, even if one team got obviously crushed. That is NOT FAIR. If some kids are better than others, just make trades, sucky kids for athletic kids. That way all the teams would even out. The sucky kids would not realize what was going on, because they suck. and even if they do figure it out you can just shut them up with extra post-game pizza. I am gonna go to a little league game myself and keep score and keep shouting out the score real loud the whole time. That will help rally people behind my ideas.

3) Scratch-off tickets

Get these out of stores. If you want to gamble you should have to go to a casino or OTB or church (bingo). a person that needs to run into a store to quickly purchase milk and ham should not have to wait behind you while you're all "Give me...give me...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." It ain't McDonalds, fool, GET OUT OF LINE. You are impeding the economy. What the hell is that silver stuff made from? The part of scratch-offs that you actually "scratch off?" I bet it's toxic. a little kid should eat a big pile of it so that it gets banned.

Now I am excited about the next election. How do you get ideas on the ballot? The first step must be to get people talking. Anybody that works in a place with a copy machine please print this out and make a bunch of copies and pass them around. Most offices have paper that you can use for free.