If someone asked you to bring "chips" to a poker party, what kind would you think they meant? If you guess "potato," at least make sure it's Pringles. Cause if you're wrong they still at least stack neatly.
Poker chips are used to represent actual money. It's easier than writing a check every time.
If you go shopping for a mattress, you are allowed to try it out. But generally not with blankets. It isn't a good system, it's like test driving a car with no seats in it. Or eating batter to pick out a wedding cake.
Some restaurants offer brownies for dessert. When the server asks "Would you care for dessert?" I like to say "No but can I lick the spoon?"
Why are there alphabet foods? Cereal and soup. That is an excessive number of shapes! There is alphabet pasta, but it isn't too popular because people usually only like to eat one kind of noodle at once. You never see ravioli with some wagon wheels mixed in. No lasagna with a layer of macaroni.
a lot of songs have girls' names in the title, but not too many have guys' names. There's "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" and only a few others.
It would be neat if a bird built its nest on a turtle shell. Like the turtle having a loud upstairs neighbor.
America does not have kings or queens. At least not YET. What is stopping the reality television people from naming one? a bunch of people live in a castle and vote each other out, winner gets to live there and be rich. Have a moat with crocodiles in it and stuff. Might seem like a paper title but all of those shows are pretty unofficial. "I won! I thought I could dance and was RIGHT." "I am now your top model, bring me some pills and gold."
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