HEY the world didn't end

Not too surprised but where is the accountability? All the people that were saying shit about the end of the world should be ARRESTED.

Fact: It is AGAINST the LAW to yell "Fire!" in a crowded theater. You are not supposed to induce PANIC. Therefore you should not be allowed to falsely say the world is gonna end either. What if an old lady or midget got scared? What if there had been multiple tramplings? Just because nothing bad happened doesn't mean there weren't bad INTENTIONS. You can't wear shoes or drink water at the airport without being harassed, but you can intend to inspire end-of-the-world MAYHEM? Lock those people up.

and if you really think the world IS gonna end, why tell people? What is to be gained? "HA! We're all dead. I was RIGHT."

If it did end though I wish it would have been during the Preakness. Everyone is watching the horse race wearing funny hats, and then the earth rumbles and splits open and the leading horse falls in. What would the horse race announcer guy say? Imagine him yelling "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" in that traditional horse racing tone.

There should be world-didn't-end commemorative t-shirts. "I SURVIVED MAY 21, 2011! Did YOU?"

and you know what? Some people actually DID die yesterday. I saw one. Imagine thinking "Oh good the world DIDN'T end" and then you start having a heart attack. You'd be pretty bitter. "Everyone else gets to be alive but me! Unfair!"

Hello, cruel world. Let's have some fun today.