Donald Trump is making all kinds of trouble lately!

He keeps complaining about the President and calling people names and now he says he wants to BE the President. What is wrong with him?

Donald Trump cannot be the President. First of all he is too old. He should RETIRE. Also he is too hard to look at, all with the hair and squinting.

Any time someone asks Donald Trump a question, he says something crazy. MY question is, why do people keep asking him questions? Other than having that TV show where he keeps "firing" a bunch of interns, Donald Trump doesn't really ever DO anything. He just has a lot of money and owns stuff. and the questions are never sensible, like "What are you going to buy next? Pepsi?" They are questions like "Did you ever watch Charles in Charge?" and then he says "Yes, Scott Baio is an ignorant faggot." Then half of all people are outraged, all like "Did you hear what Donald Trump SAID?" WHY DOES ANYBODY CARE WHAT HE SAYS? It does not affect your family or employment.

I think that he is jealous of Charlie Sheen. Donald Trump only has money. Charlie Sheen is a photogenic celebrity that gets to sleep with a lot of porn ladies, but he also has a lot of money TOO. So it's like in comic books where the Flash can run really fast, and that's all he can do, whereas Superman is really strong and can fly but he is ALSO the fastest man in the world. Therefore the Flash has a lot of well-documented self-esteem issues, as does, I suspect, Donald J. Trump.

So like all great superheroes, Donald Trump and Charlie Sheen need to start fighting. Next time someone interviews Donald Trump, just ask "What do you think of Charlie Sheen?" and the ball will start rolling. He'll say "Charlie Sheen is a disgusting stooge that can only get hookers instead of REAL women and his stand-up comedy is unfunny garbage." Then Sheen will get word of it and be like "Oh yeah, take THIS!" and go nuts on Twitter.

In fact maybe Charlie Sheen should run for President TOO. He must be a Democrat, what with all the drugs and sex. Obama might not run again if he has to move back to Hawaii or Kenya or wherever it turns out he's from, so the door could be open for a new candidate. a WINNING candidate. See how it all comes together?

Now I know that if Donald Trump reads this blog he will probably get pretty mad at me and go to the press with a bunch of lies and misinformation. Well I don't care what you say, Trump. There's no way you can "ruin" me. The internet is free and I keep my money in a shoebox. Along WITH my birth certificate.

So there.