So I keep hearing these ads on the radio for places that will cut your hair and they are getting sort of ridiculous. What would YOU say if you wanted someone to trust you to give them a haircut? Probably something like, "I promise to cut the hair straight and not poke you in the ear with the scissors."
But instead what I'm hearing is these promises where you'll get to have your hair cut by a LADY who is all hot with the big boobs and everything and during the haircut you get to watch sports on a big flat screen TV and drink a beer. When did all of THIS start?
and now they are saying that included with your haircut is a "scalp rub" and "relaxing neck and shoulder massage." WHAT? Everyone can see where this is going!
There are good honest barbers being put out of work by all of this smut. Barbers who know how to give you a shave and keep a comb in blue water. I wouldn't even know where to BUY blue water. I wish I did, that would be cool to have in the house.
What ELSE will be offered at the barber shop? "In addition to having your hair cut, you get to play Madden on PS3, you get free pizza, a lap dance, we'll show you that "Hangover" movie in 3-D, and cool friendly dogs will be hanging around."
IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HAIRCUT! a haircut is supposed to be a SERIOUS THING.
Ladies would never tolerate such nonsense. They know that other than royal weddings, getting your hair styled is pretty much the most important thing in the world. They go to a place where a gay man yells at them for awhile and then cuts the hair and it turns out fantastic.
Meanwhile, men are getting drunk and having their hair cut by strippers. FOOLS.
Soon there will be a place where the stripper ladies change the oil in your CAR. a hot lady will lay on your car and talk to you while a different serious lady (possibly actually a man in drag) does the work. Then you have the option of paying $40 to pluck a new air filter out of the hot lady's boobs with your teeth. Then they "wash" the car (not really wash it just get water all over it and themselves) and then you get a scalp rub and then you go home.
What do these men say to their wives after getting the sex haircut? and what do the wives say? "You got a haircut? Why is it a bad one and why do you look guilty and why are you drunk?"
Also what would the man in drag's wife say?
"How was work?"
"Pretty good except I got oil all over my wig and dress for the 100th time in a row."
(Any unemployed readers interested in jobs cutting hair, changing oil, or stripping can check monster.com or else the newspaper.)
But instead what I'm hearing is these promises where you'll get to have your hair cut by a LADY who is all hot with the big boobs and everything and during the haircut you get to watch sports on a big flat screen TV and drink a beer. When did all of THIS start?
and now they are saying that included with your haircut is a "scalp rub" and "relaxing neck and shoulder massage." WHAT? Everyone can see where this is going!
There are good honest barbers being put out of work by all of this smut. Barbers who know how to give you a shave and keep a comb in blue water. I wouldn't even know where to BUY blue water. I wish I did, that would be cool to have in the house.
What ELSE will be offered at the barber shop? "In addition to having your hair cut, you get to play Madden on PS3, you get free pizza, a lap dance, we'll show you that "Hangover" movie in 3-D, and cool friendly dogs will be hanging around."
IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HAIRCUT! a haircut is supposed to be a SERIOUS THING.
Ladies would never tolerate such nonsense. They know that other than royal weddings, getting your hair styled is pretty much the most important thing in the world. They go to a place where a gay man yells at them for awhile and then cuts the hair and it turns out fantastic.
Meanwhile, men are getting drunk and having their hair cut by strippers. FOOLS.
Soon there will be a place where the stripper ladies change the oil in your CAR. a hot lady will lay on your car and talk to you while a different serious lady (possibly actually a man in drag) does the work. Then you have the option of paying $40 to pluck a new air filter out of the hot lady's boobs with your teeth. Then they "wash" the car (not really wash it just get water all over it and themselves) and then you get a scalp rub and then you go home.
What do these men say to their wives after getting the sex haircut? and what do the wives say? "You got a haircut? Why is it a bad one and why do you look guilty and why are you drunk?"
Also what would the man in drag's wife say?
"How was work?"
"Pretty good except I got oil all over my wig and dress for the 100th time in a row."
(Any unemployed readers interested in jobs cutting hair, changing oil, or stripping can check monster.com or else the newspaper.)
Hi DAN, Now Days this type hair cutting shops are very popular so we should enjoy this type shop's thanks for share a nice story and fact about life.
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