a good first step is picking an important cause. You have to be careful about that, make sure it's actually important. If you live in a country where women are not allowed to vote, that's a good one. But like, if you are mad because people say "manhole" instead of "person hole," NO! That won't rally very much support. Ladies don't like going in those.
and don't picket outside the Manwich headquarters either with some dumb sign like "Equalitywich" or "We Have Appetites Too!" The Manwich people have been through enough.
Another thing you should do is have strong opinions in regards to Presidential wives. "Mary Todd Lincoln overcame significant struggles in her rise to prominence and should be talked about more at SCHOOL." "Lou Henry Hoover was WHORE TRASH."
Are men allowed to be feminists? Surprisingly YES! You see it's all about gender equality, not ladies just wanting a bigger piece of the pie. So where do you go to sign up? I don't know yet. I tried asking some ladies but they wouldn't tell me where the meetings were, and then I was asked to leave the mall.
What will be the next big achievement for feminists? (It's easy to guess if you think about it for a minute. So please do so and then scroll down to see if you are right.)
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You guessed it! a lady will become PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES! Or possibly an NFL kicker. Either way, it will be a historic achievement! There will be huge gatherings in the STREETS. Hugging, dancing, secret light use of marijuana, etc. Then two weeks later everybody will be screaming at the lady about oil and taxes. and the crucial extra point she missed.
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