Who eats that? Is it like doing a SHOT of FAT?
Don't.
Easter is such a weird holiday. Nobody ever knows when it is, and then it just happens all of a sudden. Like a Hanukkah that's for everybody. (I am KIDDING, do NOT get mad.)
Most junk foods are available in "sizes." Super-size Snickers. Family-size bag of pizza Combos.
Others are not. How come you can't get a 3-foot-long tube of Pringles?
Does anybody eat a gigantic Cadbury creme egg for Easter dessert? The chocolate shell is pierced and the disgusting innards ooze out all over the place? Don't CONSUME such a thing.
Is there a family-size Pop Tart? Imagine dividing it up with forks and knives. Everybody in the family so eager and hungry.
Hey McDonalds, here's an idea: The BIGGER Mac.
Put some more garbage on there, you JERKS.
(The term "jerks" TM Captain Dan. I invented it.)
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