The most terrible thing you can eat: a 5-year FLASHBACK blog!

(Originally posted October 17, 2007)

I found out the other day that there are these secret things hidden in food that are called "trans fats."  Trans fats will give you a heart attack if you keep eating them.

I do not know exactly where trans fats come from.  I tried looking it up but there were tons of words I did not understand.  That is irresponsible journalism.  When writing journalism, you need to explain things all plain.  "a cat ran in the street and got hit by a bus."  Like that.  Just say what happened, don't get wordy.

Anyway, I heard there was a movie where a guy ate nothing but McDonald's for two weeks and DIED from it!  and it wasn't the made up kind of movie it was the real kind.  What killed him?  I suspect trans fats.

Some foods that may contain dangerous trans fats include:

- DONUTS
- Apple pie
- Margarine
- Potato chips
- Twinkies
- Fried chicken
- Red Baron frozen pizza
- Crisco balls
- Snickers bars
- RAMEN NOODLES (yes!)
- Pound cake
- KFC Biscuits

In fact KFC seems to have been the worst offender ever and now they are starting to make changes because the government yelled at them or something.  NO WONDER THE COLONEL'S RECIPE WAS SUCH A BIG SECRET.  a big, DEADLY secret.  Another part of the secret was paprika.  (Man if he was still alive he would hate the internet so much, and not just because he was an old person.)

Idea: Ban secret recipes (they are too deceptive)

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