Under the Sea!

Scuba diving is a popular activity.  You strap an air tank to your back, wear a mask, and breathe through a tube.  All of this equipment is very expensive.  If you can't afford it, you can try holding your breath and looking around under water with your eyes open real quick, but you probably won't see too much.  Unless you get REALLY lucky.  "Whoa, an EEL!"  In most cases though, you are going to MISS a LOT.

Tropical fish are much more beautiful than regular fish, the kind you eat.  What if they taste better?  There should be a festival where you get to taste all the different kinds.  There should also be a contest where a bunch of competitive eaters have to consume one of each.  Finished your trout?  Eat this TRIGGER FISH.  Next up is a MACKEREL.  At the end the winner gets to swallow a live goldfish, just to be cute.

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What is the weirdest looking fish?  The puffer fish or the lion fish?

I have an idea for a children's cartoon in which a puffer fish and a lion fish are friends.  They have adventures together.  The puffer fish is the fun-loving one, and the lion fish is the grumpy one, somewhat obviously.  Like Ernie and Bert.


What's up with crabs?  If they live in the water, how come you always see them walking around on land?  Red Lobster should start an ad campaign in which people quibble about whether crab is seafood or landfood.  It would be like that Chunky Soup "fork or spoon" debate but less violent.  (No weapons.)

The lifespan of a lobster can sometimes exceed more than 100 years.  and they get bigger and bigger the whole time.  Aren't the biggest lobsters the ones people want to eat most?  They have the most meat.  Imagine being about to drop a 100-year-old lobster into a pot.  What is he thinking?  "I miss the Roaring Twenties."

a lot of the smartest animals live in the ocean.  Whales and dolphins of course, but also the octopus.  Scientists believe the octupus to have excellent learning and problem-solving skills.  I think they would make good pets, just keep it in a kiddie pool.  Everyone would enjoy the tricks.  "Octopus, CELL PHONE" and he hands it to you.  "Octopus, GET THE DOOR" and he answers it.  How much does octopus food cost?

Sharks are very popular with children.  They love how dangerous and scary they are.  I have a new idea for a restaurant that would be like Chuck E. Cheese but with a shark instead of a mouse.  and instead of pizza, fish sticks.  Kids love those.  All with unlimited ketchup and macaroni and cheese on the side.  The mascot and faux-entrepreneur would be a big happy shark named "Great Bite."  However, since sharks cannot walk on land, he would spend most of his time swimming around at the bottom of the big ball pit.  Whenever the ball pit would get too full, or if the kids were doing bad stuff like throwing the balls around, a warning siren would go off and he would "emerge."

This is Great Bite:

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