What the hell happened? Just a few weeks ago everybody was getting along. That bear in the Olympics was crying and everything. I guess now we know why.
Not too menacing. Also guess what? It's red, white, *and* blue. We can't hate those colors! and since THEIR flag is just three horizontal bars, we can't even hang it upside-down and expect anybody to notice. So look at that, they outsmarted you again, Obama.
How come some countries get all creative when designing their flag, and others do not? I guess it's kind of like naming a kid. For every John, Joe, and Sally there's a "Phoebe" or "Parker."
Except with kids you can at least have another one. Not flags though, it's one at a time only.
So who picks this...
...instead of this?
I am gonna root for Sri Lanka in the next Olympics as my #2 team behind America so that I can see their flag more. In the meantime I might also get a Fathead of it.
Oh speaking of the Olympics, I have already begun work on a new movie script in which two Olympians work together to prevent the second Cold War from even actually happening! The story is that a male fencing champion from the U.S.A. falls in love with a female Russian powerlifter and they combine their skills (she has power, he has finesse) to teach all nations a lesson about learning to get along. So then the war is called off at the last minute, and the new lovers say "I LOVE YOU!" and share a celebratory war-prevention kiss as the credits start rolling and everybody cheers.
That's all I wrote so far but I think it's best to come up with an ending first and then work backwards. It makes it easier to write in changes, like if I decide that the American athlete and the Russian athlete should just be two dudes instead.
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