Juggling

Do you hate your parents?  Become a professional juggler.

There are a lot of things people "want" to do.  Like become an art history professor or Olympian.  Even though Obama says he hates it, I am okay with it.  You should do what you want to do.  and if fuddy-DUDDIES like high school principals and wedding planners are against it, I say that it is okay anyway.  Take THAT, Principal McScrooge.

Seriously though, who WANTS to juggle?  Is it anybody's true PASSION?  To get good at something, you usually have to practice.  I don't know anybody that practices juggling.  Is it just a natural-born gift that some people have like being able to cook or dance or yodel?

There is also this tandem juggling thing where two guys (always guys, because why would a girl WANT to do this?) will juggle and toss their special juggling clubs back and forth while exchanging humorous banter.  If you've ever happened to witness such an act, it absolutely had to be by accident.  Nobody would pay to see that, even on a cruise.

The jugglers themselves eventually realize this, so then they get all weird and decide to juggle other things.  Like chainsaws and dildos.  "This will drum up business!"

Is there a juggling COMMUNITY?  All with social media networking and such?

"other people just don't get it."

"i know, right?"


Here's a free idea for anybody that would like to be the worst performance artist ever.  You'll get to be in the NEWSPAPER at least once.  Dress up like a mime and juggle ventriloquist dummies.  Then drop one, yell out a bad word (mimes aren't supposed to talk, remember) and run away.

Got it?

This is what a mime looks like without his hat on:

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