Country music and its secret nipples

There are two kinds of music.  Country and "regular."

a main thing with regular music is that besides being talented, you also have to look like a person that somebody would very much like to have sexual intercourse with.  That ain't usually the case with country music.

For example, here are some country music people.

Pop music stars tend to wear as little clothing as they can get away with.  Country music acts wear HATS.  The largest kind!  and also VESTS!  Has a vest ever been NECESSARY?

(no.)

Now that I've calmed down a bit, let's talk about nudity.  Everybody in the world is obsessed with Dolly Parton's breasts, including the Pope.  (He's more down-to-earth than previous Popes.)  She's probably sick of hearing about it/them.  Like the inverse of a situation where Sir Mix-a-Lot attempts to ask a lady out on a date.

Sir Mix: Excuse me, miss, might I invite you to a nice casual dinner?

Lady: Well certainly, that would be...hey wait aren't you that guy that likes big BUTTS!  My butt is not big, how DARE you?

Sir Mix: I...just want to be a regular person.


Meanwhile, celebrity "nip-slips" are all the rage.  But I've never heard of that happening to Dolly Parton, people are only interested in her main boob(s).  She should write a song about it.  Or maybe I should.

"Mama Blessed Me With Busoms But I Have Nipples Too" could be a #1 hit.

I'll work on it, later.


He has everything, but still looks like he is complaining.

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