Consumer Reports

These people are jerks.

I understand that things need to be kept safe and healthy, but we already have the government and the Food and Drug Administration (*lawsuit pending) for that.

Let's be frank (yes FRANK).  Consumer Reports just does a big bunch of bullshit all the time.  "Some seatbelts are too SHARP on the NECK!  Don't wear them!"

That is douchy.

Does anyone in life want to grow up to be a "fuddy duddy?"  In kindergarten it's like "I want to be an astronaut!"  "I want to be PRESIDENT!"  No one says "I want to be a dickhead researching why a blender is unsafe."

DON'T WORK THERE.

In fact imagine that workplace environment.  Do they feel the need to constantly point out INFRACTIONS?  "That pencil looks mighty sharp."  "Hey your coffee break was exactly two seconds too long so now ha ha you will be REPRIMANDED."

This may sound harsh but in my opinion Consumer Reports can GO to HELL.

(Sorry.)

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