Friday, June 27, 2014

Breakfast for dinner


There is nothing wrong with "quiche."

BUT!  I think some of you get a little bit lazy sometimes substituting breakfast foods for other-time-of-day meals.

"We'll have scrambled eggs for DINNER.  It will be FUN!"

and for side dishes?  Toast and Apple Jacks.


There are breakfast burritos, in life.  Does anybody bake a breakfast lasagna?  How about "Waffles Alfredo?"  Stop putting wrong foods in the wrong places!


People get mad at McDonalds when they can't get breakfast at too-late of a time.  Like after 11.  I am working on a script in which an Egg McMuffin version of the Happy Meal Guys kills Grimace for asking for lunch.  Then the Hamburglar helps him dispose of the corpse.  Then they ride in a car together and have loud, swearing arguments like in "Pulp Fiction."

The talking Egg McMuffin would be all yelling and swearing at the Hamburglar all like "F you mothaF*****, you are an insensitive JERK."


Some ideas for other characters...

French Toast Man:



Egg Man:



The Evil Pancake:



Bacon:



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