Man, when I was a kid there was only one kind of Band-Aid. PLAIN.
Kids these days are spoiled. When THEY scrape their knee, they get all these colors and options and fun cartoon characters.
(and yes I know it's Daffy and not Donald that says that. It doesn't matter, so save the angry letters.)
I guess all the cartoons and fun are supposed to EASE the PAIN of a minor head wound or elbow laceration. Does it work? How important do you have to be to be on a Band-Aid that is capable of making kids feel better? They can be pretty picky when it comes to stuff like that. Are there poorly thought-out Band-Aid characters that upset the child and make him or her cry EXTRA much?
If the CEO of the Band-Aid corporation is reading this, don't even THINK of coming at me with any of that time-consuming legal shit like happened before. I'll be READY this time, you will NOT win. I'm getting so sick of you.
As for everybody else, if you have any questions about Band-Aids such as the best method to remove them with minimal pain you can e-mail me. Don't expect a reply right away though, I'm pretty busy.
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