Candyland

Man oh man besides evil Hitlerish people like Satan who does not enjoy Candyland?

It's such a fun game, mostly because of the candy.  Well, I should clarify.  You don't actually get to EAT candy while playing unless someone has invented the equivalent of a "drinking game" VERSION for kids where you get to eat candy if you perform well.  I personally have not done so, yet.

I would like it if there was an adult version with high financial stakes.  Like when you play poker and are supposed to maintain a "poker face."  What would a "Candyland Face" be like?  Only Michael Jackson could probably tell us, and he can't now because he is dead.

Or maybe a real slow adaptation of Candyland that's similar to chess?  It would take forever but Russians everywhere would love it.

a lot of people are hooked on this "Candy Crush" app, which is not nearly as bad as being hooked on heroin but still pretty bad.

There should be an Uncle Wiggily APP.  It would be all the rage.

If you don't know who Uncle Wiggily is please go to a library or else a doctor.

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