Camels: What's with the humps?

Before you leap to any obscene conclusions, let me explain.

Camels have humps on their backs.  It is how they store fat and food and water.  People need those things, and so do camels.  They also love cigarettes.

(Why is he playing the piano?)

Joe Camel was BANNED for LIFE because he was enticing children to smoke.  You see, children love camels SO MUCH that they could not resist his influence.


Even though HE is dead and gone, here are some other ideas, suckas:

- Drunk ladybug

- Over-eating chimpanzee

- a family of otters that can never pay their cell phone bills

- Koala Bear that plays sadistic headgames with its mate

(HA!  Get it?  Australia/mate?)

- Elephant that snorts cocaine

(THINK of that)


Did you know that a lot of people around the world EAT CAMELS?  I guess I have no right to complain about that since I eat cows and pigs and birds and gorillas on a regular basis.  But I have questions about it.  Do they eat the hump PART?  Like, maybe for dessert?  Or would that just be TOO fattening?  I bet it would taste like Crisco.

a restaurant should serve deep-fried-camel-hump.  Americans would love it.

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