No one is apparently certain, besides God. You don't get to meet him until later though, so let's SPECULATE.
There are certainly real illnesses, but also all these made-up ailments that I am SKEPTICAL about.
Some examples:
- "Washboard knee"
- Pink EAR
- Eyebrow syndrome
- *an amputated middle finger. I'm sure it happens once in a WHILE but how does that person go on to express rage towards someone else?
(Oops, wait, people have two hands. I forgot about that.)
- EXTRA-streppy throat
- Goat pox
- Red necks
- Black, blue, OR orange "lung"
- Yeast infections
How come it's always women that have bruises on their legs at places like Target and the Fair? and never men. Let me know what's going on, girls.
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