The U.S. government is furious over this because it would result in a major loss of tax revenue, but guess what Obama? It was YOUR WIFE that told everybody not to eat unhealthy fast food all the time in the first place. Now you are seeing the repercussions. Burger King lets you "Have It Your Way," but YOU can't have it BOTH ways. Do you guys WANT Burger King here or NOT? Make a decision! You are the President!
(I wonder if they fought about it while at Camp David?)
There's another major victim in this, that being Mickey D's.
Canadians are very prideful. What Canadian person would go to a McDonalds now? You'd be shunned. It would be like going to Dunkin Donuts instead of Tim Hortons, or Taco Bell instead of.....wherever Canadians get tacos.
So finally for once, after years of failure, BK seems to have outsmarted McDonalds in at least ONE small way.
They relocated to a MONARCHY!
If you didn't know this, Canada technically recognizes the Queen of England as its monarch. (I am not making this up.) and like most things in Canada, Canadian people LIKE it that way. Same as how they love hockey, their different bacon, and Celsius.
"22 degrees! It's so hot out!"
(Just give in at least on THAT one, already. You know it sounds dumb.)
I propose a series of TV ads in which the Burger King and Queen of England fall in love and get married. The actual Queen probably wouldn't agree to participate, but that's okay. You just get a stunt double and/or lookalike. Then there would be Kids Meals in which the free included toy would be one of four celebratory action figures: the King, the Queen, Tim Horton, or the Royal Baby (rarest and most sought-after).
Collect them all!
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