Friday, August 15, 2014
We are running out of fat celebrities
By which I do not mean that they are DYING, they just keep getting SKINNY, which is good, but don't we sorta need fat people AROUND?
So, like, "Newman" from Seinfeld lost a lot of weight. and that was a VERY GOOD thing to do.
We still need fat people, though! Even if just for VARIETY.
Think about Marie Osmond. She was skinny, then she got fat, and then she got skinny AGAIN. Yet (YET!) she was ALWAYS so good, REGARDLESS of weight.
Samuel L. Jackson another one.
I do not judge people based on body type, I just approve of everybody all the time. It can be weird, though, not knowing what to prefer or expect. Like when you go on the airplane and can't remember which meal you picked.
"Did you ask for a fat Marie Osmond or a skinny Marie Osmond?"
"Ummm, both would be okay but I CAN'T REMEMBER!"
Quick tabloid idea: Marie dating Newman.
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