First thing people think of is "get a cat." Problem with that is then you have to OWN a cat.
"Oh it's cool if my house smells like pee all the time." Dog owners have to put up with a similar thing. Except it's OUTside! AM I RIGHT PEOPLE?
Cats pee and poo inside of a special bin inside of the house. There are many products available to reduce the SCENT. I gotta ask though, WHY NOT OUTSIDE? It would be extremely proper to place that kitty shit bin outside of the house. You will never do that, though. Wanna know why? CATS DO NOT LIKE PEOPLE. If you let them outside they RUN AWAY.
They are JERKS, everyone knows that.
(Hang on a minute...)
Okay, now that I have slept through my temporary rage, let's get back to trapping mice.
Remember how on Tom and Jerry there was that stereotypical mouse-hole in the wall? That obviously never happens for real. Why not, though? Let's start doing it, I say. Even if it's just black paint. Imagine a small child or midget getting fooled and trying to look in.
Better yet, craft a REAL one. If you happen to have the means, you could set up a decently cool apartment in there like Jerry had. Furniture and shit. It would be like Barbie's place except a bit nicer and also inside of your wall. Think about it. There would be very few limitations. You could have a Barbie pool IN there! WITH a waterslide! Imagine a real-alive guest peeking inside and being SO impressed. WAY better than a fish tank.
What is the weirdest environment in which to have a mouse problem? It's usually rural homes and businesses. But does a mouse ever get loose and establish a life at a GYM? Some angry gym employee...
"Oh my GOD that mouse got into the protein bars AGAIN."
NEVER be an angry gym employee. Never EVER.
"Yay I finally murdered him!!!"
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