Monday, August 11, 2014
There should be an ugly James Bond
It's too discriminatory. Ugly people can be smart and witty and good at escaping murder, too.
Everyone knows that most Hollywood celebrities are expected to be nice to look at. There are sometimes exceptions though, like "Hey Vern, It's Ernest" and also Roseanne.
and hey WHY can't James Bond ever be of a different ethnicity or possibly even a lady? They keep changing James Bond anyway. Switch it up! Make him a girl, it would be like Charlie's Angles except only one of them. I guess there could be some logistic problems, such as how women always have to pee every 15 minutes, but otherwise I think it could be pretty neat!
DID THE CHARLIE'S ANGELS GIRLS "GO TO THE BATHROOM" IN GROUPS? Either on the show or in real life. If you were one of them, get back at me.
How come Batman is always supposed to be handsome too? He wears a MASK. With BAT EARS on it!
What about a girl version of "Dukes of Hazzard?" Imagine them sliding in and out of the car all the time, that would be neat.
Replace the Daisy Duke character with Timothy Dalton.
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