Don't move there! It's gonna RAIN. See?
That was obviously just a "joke" of course. (...) It actually does seem like a decent place to live. All those good computer jobs and coffee and people cuttin down trees with chainsaws. Happiness all around.
So then why is there this thing where a certain TYPE of person dreams of relocating to the Pacific Northwest? You know who I mean.
I ain't never been there in person, but the mindsets seem fairly conflictive. "Dude, let's move to Seattle! We can smoke pot AND be millionaires!" Imagine cutting down a tree while all high on pot.
(Disclaimer: Do NOT do that.)
Since most weedheads will never actually MAKE it there, I propose that there should be a Pacific Northwest television network. "PNN." Grungy 20-somethings could stare at the TV eating flapjacks all like "Yeah, Portland. OR Seattle. Man look all those treeeeeeees."
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