(This is like "Frog and Toad Are Friends," except stolen.)
Butterfly: MOTH! I have finally emerged from my cocoon, and am now fully prepared to enjoy an enriching life filled with joy and wonderment.
Moth: OOH, a LAMP!
Butterfly: I will witness sunrises and sunsets. Children being born. Holidays with family, and fun and amazing adventures with friends.
Moth: I JUST BANGED INTO A WALL REALLY HARD BUT KEPT FLYING AROUND!
Butterfly: I'm not certain what I would like to be. a poet? Maybe an actor. I guess I could learn to play the guitar.
Moth: I MIGHT GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE!
Butterfly: Oh look over there. Some fresh-cut grass. Isn't that always nice?
Moth: WHAT'S A CIVIL SERVICE TEST? HOW DO YOU GET ONE?
Butterfly: Riding a bike to work seems like a good idea.
Moth: I AM GONNA ORDER SOMETHING AT MCDONALDS AND THEN COMPLAIN!
Butterfly: Did you know that butterflies are awake at night TOO? I love the stars.
Moth: I LOOK FOR STREETLIGHTS AND BONK MY HEAD INTO THEM 6000 TIMES IN A ROW!
Butterfly: I am glad that we are friends, Moth.
Moth: I WISH THAT I HAD MONEY AND THAT EVERYONE AGREED ABOUT RELIGION!
Butterfly: See you tomorrow.
*Butterfly goes away.
Moth: GOD DAMMIT.
The end!
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