(Look at how festive the bag is. Also note the NET WT.)
Almost everybody is crazy about Doritos. Even Saddam Hussein was. Everyone saw. Who gave Doritos to Saddam Hussein? Does he get to eat Doritos in hell TOO? If so I hope they are Cool Ranch with all the ranch coating licked off and also with all the corners missing.
NOW then. It's no secret that Doritos are a staple food of weed-heads. Greedy corporate types have been attempting to exploit this for YEARS. Maybe like THREE years.
and oh look at this coinkydink, legalized and/or "medicinal" marijuana is suddenly all the rage in a certain percentage of states. I sense COLLUSION.
Okay, whoops, I accidentally uploaded the wrong photo. But you get my point anyway.
Why do people eat "taco in a bag?" a taco is not that expensive. You KNOW why they eat it. They are actively ON DRUGS.
"Dude, a taco in a BAG? That's far out, man. I GOT to SEE that. and then eat it...amongst other things."
So now the latest innovation is "Doritos Loaded" which is available EXCLUSIVELY at 7-11. and gee (yes, GEE!) guess who turns up at 7-11 in the middle of the night?
Remember being like 8 years old and going to some other kid's birthday party and they only had the crappy version of cheese-flavored corn chips? You ate them anyway. You know you did.
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